Today in Asexual Media Imagery: The Birds and the Bees

Apparently the hip 2018 trend in “omg they aren’t having sex” article¬†stock photos¬†is a feud between the birds and the bees. It’s like an evolution of the classic “stock photo couple standing as far from each other as possible” trope.

From the Atlantic:

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From Healthline:

From the Montana Kaimin:

Also, apparently the bird and the bee are a heterosexual couple, so if you write an article about whether gays and lesbians are having less sex you need to use two birds instead.